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Yep its been a while but ive decided to stop being lazy and post more useless opinions and thoughts. Today as an opener i want to discuss the latest poll results. It turns out that 33% of my active , active being relative to the time when i was actually posting kinda regularly, consider them selves R-Tards and who think their opinion matter not. this is interesting especially given the easy selection of yes or no. now i would like to talk about the actual results. i will consider the selections in category "lets make out" to be at least tolerable towards myself and there for are considered linked to Yes, from Do you like me. this is great. 92% of my active readers "like me" on whatever scale you as the reader seem fitting. now what is disheartening is the 8% , or ONE PERSON, that doesnt like me. No i made the category "I am an R_Tard" so that people would have an out. It is not linked in anyway to the "no" category, so people who dont really like me but are too nice to vote no, dont have to vote no, and dont have to vote yes either. Now if there are people who dont like me but are too nice to vote no and voted "lets make out" as an out, youve been had and i count your vote as i mentioned as a yes anyway!!!!!

in conclusion the is one person out there that not only dislikes me but is also mean. mean enough to vote no. i will find out who this person is and make a post about them. if you speak up and let em know who you are before i start investing my resources into finding you, you may end up with a nice post about you.

ill Mitch

And now for some ill Mitch. I dont have much to say today, so ill cop out with a video.

Zelpuz

So partly due to my lazy nature and ability to accept the imperfect, many of you have probably noticed a trend in some of my writing, whether it be here or on various other forums or emails or chatting. And no im not talking about my love of run on sentences or spelling. What im talking about is hard for me to actually name, one sec and ill look it up and try to find a name for it... k so apparently its called an anagram. im pretty sure i know that but whatever. I looked it up and its where you reform a word or phrase to make a new word or phrase. mine is just a word with misspelled parts, which in some cases make a fun word.


I have determined my unintentional anagram creation skills come from an over anxious fingers. It seems that on some commonly used words my fingers already know where they should be going, and in a mad rush to pump out a word as quickly as possible, a trait that is encouraged with standard words per min tests and associated spots for such information on business applications, my fingers get jumpy and cant seem to wait for the letter before theirs to be typed. thus the ends of certian words get all jumbly and sometimes find them selves attached to the begining of the next word. (this thanks to my thumbs whos only job it is to hit the space bar get really jumpy especially on long strings of reletively short words.

the follow is a comprehensive list of some common words i anagramorize :D

abou tit ........ about it -- i really like this one and a lot of times i wont even correct it cause it says "tit!" NICE!

liek .......... like -- this one is soooo common for me i dotn know why, it just always comes out liek. It happens so often ive become sick of correcting it so you might see it a lot. plus now i read it as like but pronounced like a valley girl or surfer dude would say it. liek totally for sure!

nad .......... and -- it says nad, liek gonads lol normally i leave this one too because its funny and people will know what it means anyway.

Tomb of the Unknown Ant

Ants are very interesting creatures. Everyone has seen them if not just go out side and look for the little pieces of dirt that appear to be moving, these are ants. Anyway this summer we have had an ant issue. If a piece of food is somehow left out over night we will know it the next morning when swarms of ants are all over it and the area of said piece of food. Lately its been kind of funny because if i leave a glass or open bottle out in my room, the next morning there are tons of dead ants in the water and all over my desk, dresser, or table. I like to then take the water and swirl it around a bit to get all the ants not dead int he water but still crawling around on the inside, and get them in the mix too. Next I have myself a nice wake up protein shake :D its yummy!

To stay on focus of the topic i really want to share will take us back in time. Back to the good ol days when we would run around naked and not care. Back when saturday morning cartoons were a highlight of the week. Back to when it would take hours to find waldo. Ahhh the good time we've all had back in the day. Of course im talking about last night. After a long day at class, mondays being the long/ late class day of the week, i come home to relax. Actually i think we need to go back a few more hours to when i was still on campus. ( Q: You mght say to your self why didnt you just rewrite this segment to how it would flow more smoothly? A: I feel everything i write is a master piece so why would i destroy such eloquence and beautifully written run on sentences. Real A: Im lazy and just want to move on and work around my mistakes with out actually correcting them, more of a lazy desire to just go with it and try to make it work.) So about lunch time im getting really hungry, so i decide to visit the Taco Bell.

Taco Bell is a great place. If you have never been be sure to go within the next few days or you will have bad luck. Also if you get 5 more people to go to Taco Bell within the next few days you will have good luck. If you dotn care about good luck, but dont want bad luck, but want a full stomach and have it full with some awesome grub, just go to Taco Bell. Now the problem with taco bell, besides the point that some locations do not have Mexi Melts or ChocoTacos on the menue, is that some times there is an error that occurs somewhere between the points of when you place your order and when you pick it up. (ALWAYS DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER WHEN GOIGN THROGH DRIVE THROUGH!!!!) Now yesterday i had a hankering for soem Chalupas. And rather than get some from taco bell and get a drink from the mini mart on campus (it had a long line ><) i got the chalupa meal. 2 chalupas and a soft taco and a beverage. My order number was 4615. When they called my number 15, i gave em my ticket they checked the ticket number and gave me my food. I had restarted reading the Wheel of Time series this weekend so i went and found a comfy chair and pulled out my book and go to unwrap my soft taco( always eat em first for some reason) and lo and behold i have a grilled stuffed buritto, nachos, and a soft taco. Now when i made my order i said i would like the number 9, the chalupa meal. I do not know how this happened but i enjoyed my meal anyway, although i saved my Grilled stuffed burrito because i wasnt very hungry.

This brings us to Monday night when im home and showered and relaxing from a long day at school. I start reading my book again and remember i have a grilled stuffed burrito in my backpack so i bust that badboy out. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm picture me eating this, they are very good. About half way thgough i get full so i put it aside. An hour or so later i look over and it is completly covered in ants. Picture me very angry, well more frustrated, at these ants for ruining my awesome burrito. Im my fit of rage i grab my burito and start to chow down! MMMMMMM grilled stuffed burito!!!! It was so good still. I keep biting it tryign to get as many ants as possible. I can feel them crawlign around on the inside of my mouth, very wierd in a tickly kind of way. Although i am now enjoying my burrito wich is now free of ants, there are still tons runing around on my desk. so as i finish my burrito i start tryign to smash all the ants i can. as i smash them i start to pile them up. Very soon i have a big pile of ants, big being a relative term especially since were talking about it being made up of really small ants. This mass anticide continues untill im done with my burrito. I pile up the last of my ant victims and hope my pile of ant death deters the ants and shows them that they are not welcome.

A little while later when im gettign ready for bed im brushing my teeth and i have little black things stuck in my teeth, such as a speck of pepper would look or somthign similar. lol there were ants in my teeth. so i brushed em all out and was feelign pretty pleased. THis mornign came and guess what. They were back, they were all over my pile of death. They were carrying away some of the dead. I dont know if they were going to burry em, or eat em!!!!! I need to get my hands on a digital camera so i can document stuff like this.

This is just an extremely funny picture. I don't know why, but every time i see it i have to laugh. Laughing is a good thing to do every now and then, so go ahead and let one out if you have yet to do so... In conclusion bears beets battlestar galatica!

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?"

There has been a lot of buzz this week about the poll i posted here on the Stalest Heaven. Being very new to the blogging scene, i felt i needed to play around with all the settings and push all the buttons that i could on the blogg creation thing i have signed up for. Obviously one feature i just had to try out was the: take a poll option. Now not really thinking it through but needing a subject to poll i just typed out the first thing i could think of. Now none of the options listed have any reverence or hidden meaning. They are all straight up and are in no way really purposly relating to each other. Only two people have actually voted one being myself, but i have gotten a lot of feed back from readers who know me IRL, aka almost all of you.

I really want to clarify some things. None of these options entail death. Yes all of these have the possibility of causing death or other serious trauma, but thus the basis for the poll... which would you prefer. Surprisingly most of you would rather eat poo given a choice. >< Now this has gotten onto another tangent, perhaps another poll is in order soon, possibly when this one expires, would you kiss a person who has just eaten poo, and by kiss i mean totally make out. Just some food for thought. Now to illuminate the poll options for better understanding.



Pros & Cons
Drowning: You can drown and be revived. Ive never had this happen to me but i really dont want to be asphyxiated in anyway at any time...except when you do that thing to make your self pass out, but come to think of it thats more of a sleeper hold kinda thing cutting off circulation rather than a, i cant breathe kinda thing. Also it may be a hot life guard that is the one reviving you :)

Being thrown off a building: People sky dive and have their parachute not open and live. That sucks but it could happen to YOU! You could fall out a plane and live how crazy! Anyway on a lesser scale you could be throw off a building, it may be small or it may be tall, no one knows these things because no one knows the future...maybe a psychic but i dont have one on staff so i cant say for sure the size of the building you may be throw from. Plus there may be those cloth canopies over windows you could harmlessly fall through and make it safely to the ground.

Being impaled: this would suck. i dont know who would choose this besides brad who already told me, "id rather be impaled than eat poop." but come to think of it i have been impaled by a stick through my leg. Not just a stick, try imagining a lance like limb pointing out of the forest spearing my leg as i am speeding down a forest trail. I would now like to change my original statement for this category, it would not suck...it does suck, big time.

Eating poo: for all you sick-os out there. "Id rather eat poo and suffer horrible mental and emptional damage then endure a little physical trauma. Id rather have emotional scarring that will ruin my life and those around me than have cool scars and awesome stories."

I will end this rant by encouraging all readers to vote or eat poo! Also your feed back is highly valued for future rants. In conclusion eating poo is bad, do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and go drown yourself or jump off a building, a world free of poo eaters will be a better place.

But i dont want to choose a template

Having never been one to accept fully what is offered, i wonder why i need to choose a template. Of those listed for choice i am not partial to any. I thought they were all rather dumb and bland. Where is the option to show more. Lets not fool our selves, there is always more choices than what is presented. They are hoarding all the cool templates so the creators can be like, "oooo look at my blog, isnt it cool! isnt it cooler than yours!"

along the same lines wtf is Tom. He may have automatically added me as his friend but i dont know him. Nor am i his friggen friend.*(side quest) Just because i make a internet person data base doesnt mean i have the right to force every person who joins to be my friend. Well maybe he does but that does not mean we all like him as a friend. In fact screw Tom he doesnt need friends hes got money now.


Well im out of ideas for a moment. so much for a first post. lets see how this turns out.


*so i really was tryign to type out friend, but it trned into frig and
i just rolled with it.