Tomb of the Unknown Ant

Ants are very interesting creatures. Everyone has seen them if not just go out side and look for the little pieces of dirt that appear to be moving, these are ants. Anyway this summer we have had an ant issue. If a piece of food is somehow left out over night we will know it the next morning when swarms of ants are all over it and the area of said piece of food. Lately its been kind of funny because if i leave a glass or open bottle out in my room, the next morning there are tons of dead ants in the water and all over my desk, dresser, or table. I like to then take the water and swirl it around a bit to get all the ants not dead int he water but still crawling around on the inside, and get them in the mix too. Next I have myself a nice wake up protein shake :D its yummy!

To stay on focus of the topic i really want to share will take us back in time. Back to the good ol days when we would run around naked and not care. Back when saturday morning cartoons were a highlight of the week. Back to when it would take hours to find waldo. Ahhh the good time we've all had back in the day. Of course im talking about last night. After a long day at class, mondays being the long/ late class day of the week, i come home to relax. Actually i think we need to go back a few more hours to when i was still on campus. ( Q: You mght say to your self why didnt you just rewrite this segment to how it would flow more smoothly? A: I feel everything i write is a master piece so why would i destroy such eloquence and beautifully written run on sentences. Real A: Im lazy and just want to move on and work around my mistakes with out actually correcting them, more of a lazy desire to just go with it and try to make it work.) So about lunch time im getting really hungry, so i decide to visit the Taco Bell.

Taco Bell is a great place. If you have never been be sure to go within the next few days or you will have bad luck. Also if you get 5 more people to go to Taco Bell within the next few days you will have good luck. If you dotn care about good luck, but dont want bad luck, but want a full stomach and have it full with some awesome grub, just go to Taco Bell. Now the problem with taco bell, besides the point that some locations do not have Mexi Melts or ChocoTacos on the menue, is that some times there is an error that occurs somewhere between the points of when you place your order and when you pick it up. (ALWAYS DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER WHEN GOIGN THROGH DRIVE THROUGH!!!!) Now yesterday i had a hankering for soem Chalupas. And rather than get some from taco bell and get a drink from the mini mart on campus (it had a long line ><) i got the chalupa meal. 2 chalupas and a soft taco and a beverage. My order number was 4615. When they called my number 15, i gave em my ticket they checked the ticket number and gave me my food. I had restarted reading the Wheel of Time series this weekend so i went and found a comfy chair and pulled out my book and go to unwrap my soft taco( always eat em first for some reason) and lo and behold i have a grilled stuffed buritto, nachos, and a soft taco. Now when i made my order i said i would like the number 9, the chalupa meal. I do not know how this happened but i enjoyed my meal anyway, although i saved my Grilled stuffed burrito because i wasnt very hungry.

This brings us to Monday night when im home and showered and relaxing from a long day at school. I start reading my book again and remember i have a grilled stuffed burrito in my backpack so i bust that badboy out. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm picture me eating this, they are very good. About half way thgough i get full so i put it aside. An hour or so later i look over and it is completly covered in ants. Picture me very angry, well more frustrated, at these ants for ruining my awesome burrito. Im my fit of rage i grab my burito and start to chow down! MMMMMMM grilled stuffed burito!!!! It was so good still. I keep biting it tryign to get as many ants as possible. I can feel them crawlign around on the inside of my mouth, very wierd in a tickly kind of way. Although i am now enjoying my burrito wich is now free of ants, there are still tons runing around on my desk. so as i finish my burrito i start tryign to smash all the ants i can. as i smash them i start to pile them up. Very soon i have a big pile of ants, big being a relative term especially since were talking about it being made up of really small ants. This mass anticide continues untill im done with my burrito. I pile up the last of my ant victims and hope my pile of ant death deters the ants and shows them that they are not welcome.

A little while later when im gettign ready for bed im brushing my teeth and i have little black things stuck in my teeth, such as a speck of pepper would look or somthign similar. lol there were ants in my teeth. so i brushed em all out and was feelign pretty pleased. THis mornign came and guess what. They were back, they were all over my pile of death. They were carrying away some of the dead. I dont know if they were going to burry em, or eat em!!!!! I need to get my hands on a digital camera so i can document stuff like this.