"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?"

There has been a lot of buzz this week about the poll i posted here on the Stalest Heaven. Being very new to the blogging scene, i felt i needed to play around with all the settings and push all the buttons that i could on the blogg creation thing i have signed up for. Obviously one feature i just had to try out was the: take a poll option. Now not really thinking it through but needing a subject to poll i just typed out the first thing i could think of. Now none of the options listed have any reverence or hidden meaning. They are all straight up and are in no way really purposly relating to each other. Only two people have actually voted one being myself, but i have gotten a lot of feed back from readers who know me IRL, aka almost all of you.

I really want to clarify some things. None of these options entail death. Yes all of these have the possibility of causing death or other serious trauma, but thus the basis for the poll... which would you prefer. Surprisingly most of you would rather eat poo given a choice. >< Now this has gotten onto another tangent, perhaps another poll is in order soon, possibly when this one expires, would you kiss a person who has just eaten poo, and by kiss i mean totally make out. Just some food for thought. Now to illuminate the poll options for better understanding.



Pros & Cons
Drowning: You can drown and be revived. Ive never had this happen to me but i really dont want to be asphyxiated in anyway at any time...except when you do that thing to make your self pass out, but come to think of it thats more of a sleeper hold kinda thing cutting off circulation rather than a, i cant breathe kinda thing. Also it may be a hot life guard that is the one reviving you :)

Being thrown off a building: People sky dive and have their parachute not open and live. That sucks but it could happen to YOU! You could fall out a plane and live how crazy! Anyway on a lesser scale you could be throw off a building, it may be small or it may be tall, no one knows these things because no one knows the future...maybe a psychic but i dont have one on staff so i cant say for sure the size of the building you may be throw from. Plus there may be those cloth canopies over windows you could harmlessly fall through and make it safely to the ground.

Being impaled: this would suck. i dont know who would choose this besides brad who already told me, "id rather be impaled than eat poop." but come to think of it i have been impaled by a stick through my leg. Not just a stick, try imagining a lance like limb pointing out of the forest spearing my leg as i am speeding down a forest trail. I would now like to change my original statement for this category, it would not suck...it does suck, big time.

Eating poo: for all you sick-os out there. "Id rather eat poo and suffer horrible mental and emptional damage then endure a little physical trauma. Id rather have emotional scarring that will ruin my life and those around me than have cool scars and awesome stories."

I will end this rant by encouraging all readers to vote or eat poo! Also your feed back is highly valued for future rants. In conclusion eating poo is bad, do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and go drown yourself or jump off a building, a world free of poo eaters will be a better place.